/age script
UPDATE: There was a problem with this script - it has been fixed now. Please replace the version you have with the version below 
A few people have requested my dodgy age script, so I’m going to post it here so I can just give the url to anyone who requests it!
To use it, you need mIRC. Click the ’scripts’ button on your toolbar (it looks like a green box with ‘/a’ in it), then click the aliases tab. Scroll to the bottom, and paste the following code. Press ok, and you’re done. Use /age in the channel, and it will output your age.
/age {
if ( %dnaiss == $null ) {
set %dnaiss $$?-="Birth ? Format dd.mm.yyyy hh:mm (24h time)"
}
//set %agebirth $ctime(%dnaiss)
//set %ageepochp $ctime
//set %agedurations %ageepochp - %agebirth
//set %ageinyears %agedurations
%ageinyears = %ageinyears / 3600
%ageinyears = %ageinyears / 24
%ageinyears = %ageinyears / 365.2425
%ageinyears = $floor(%ageinyears)
//set %ageyearsmicro %ageinyears
%ageyearsmicro = %ageyearsmicro * 365.2425
%ageyearsmicro = %ageyearsmicro * 24
%ageyearsmicro = %ageyearsmicro * 3600
//set %timesincebirthday %agedurations - %ageyearsmicro
//set %ageduration $duration(%timesincebirthday)
/say I am %ageinyears years %ageduration old
}
if ( %dnaiss == $null ) {
set %dnaiss $$?-="Birth ? Format dd.mm.yyyy hh:mm (24h time)"
}
//set %agebirth $ctime(%dnaiss)
//set %ageepochp $ctime
//set %agedurations %ageepochp - %agebirth
//set %ageinyears %agedurations
%ageinyears = %ageinyears / 3600
%ageinyears = %ageinyears / 24
%ageinyears = %ageinyears / 365.2425
%ageinyears = $floor(%ageinyears)
//set %ageyearsmicro %ageinyears
%ageyearsmicro = %ageyearsmicro * 365.2425
%ageyearsmicro = %ageyearsmicro * 24
%ageyearsmicro = %ageyearsmicro * 3600
//set %timesincebirthday %agedurations - %ageyearsmicro
//set %ageduration $duration(%timesincebirthday)
/say I am %ageinyears years %ageduration old
}
I’m sure it could be improved upon, but hey it works. Have fun!
